Kelsey Henry is the meanest person I know.

This is a conversation between Kelsey and I from yesterday:
Kelsey: Do you want to hear about the biggest tragedy of the year?
Kate: It is probably not the biggest tragedy of the year, but yes, I want to hear about it.
Kelsey: I lost my journal. I have run out of places to look. I can't find it.
Kate: And you record most of what happens in your life inside your journal.
Kelsey: Yes.
Kate: I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better, I lost my French book and then I found it. I lose it all the time. I go to class without it and I tell the people at my table that I lost my French book and that it's nowhere to be found. But they have started to ignore me when I say that it's lost because it happens so often.
Kelsey: Do you even have any friends at school?
Kate: No.

Seriously, I love her.